Fall Courses 2008

    (Names have been altered to protect the guilty)

     

    Many Courses have Field Practices
    (Brush Wacking 101 Shown above...)
    We feel, that with all the new personnel and members inducted into this organization, we should get a path cut to favorite hunting spot prior (no, not BRIAR) to hunting season. We also believe our junior membership should participate in a historical study of our traditions so that this experience should prove more enriching. It is in the vein that we propose the following courses:
     
     
    Campfire 101: Students will appreciate the historical significance of J Chipp's giving new meaning to the term "weenie roast." Students will be asked to draw correlations between John's near self-immolation and rumors that he now sings soprano.

     
    Fire Safety 102: J Westbrook will teach the proper steps of action to be taken when one's best friend becomes a Roman Candle. In the interest of cost control, students will be asked to provide their own tackling dummies.

     
    Hyperventilation Techniques 103: Stobby Balnaker will conduct a seminar in this all important workshop entitled "The Value of Exhaling." You gotta breathe out sometime! 

     
    Advanced Scouting Techniques 104: Taught by J "Give Me Back My Church Key" Westbrook, this course will explore the value of opening beer cans in relation to identifying your hunting companions position in the woods. More advanced students will be asked to consider any possible correlation between the use of this technique and lack of bagged bucks by this method's practioners. 

     
    Basic Orienteering 105: Once again, master instructor J Westbrook will teach students elemental techniques in roof climbing and falling. Yes, it can be done in three easy steps! 

     
    Fundamental Lodge Folklore 106: Here S " I Was More Sober Than You" Martin will relate the essential folk literature so richly associated with BCHFL. Legends include: 1) Homer's horse story; 2) Uncle Dickie's teeth; 3) Cajun target practice and it's relationship to the Wood-Pleasant County Boundary Dispute and the Year of the Law ("Nows the time to tell me if you've done something I should know about."); 4) the time Frank Sinatra was a guest of Boreland Springs Resort and how the Blue Hole really got its name. Students will also participate in the re-writing of children's fairy tales.

     

    Evening Entertainment/Cultural Agenda

    1.  The "Lew Crew" will instruct the inductees in country line dancing, including the Tin Roof Slide, the Do-Hurry Shuffle, and the Tush Pluck. The evening will conclude with a late night "Achy Breaky" to Do-Hurry II.

    2.  Late night target practice: Everything's game but your foot! ( Lanterns courtesy of J Chipps) 

    3.  An early morning wake-up call will be provided the courteous deputies of Pleasant and Wood Counties (alternating days).